Naughty cupid erotica contest
By Daniel Sikora
Davide You can put your clothes on the chair if you like.
Davide It’s close to the heating, so you will be warm when you leave.
Samuel I’m warm already, don’t worry about that. Don’t need heating when there’s a hot guy like you around.
Davide Thanks, you look better than your pictures. Even more handsome.
Samuel Did you put something in the water? It looks so blue.
Davide It’s just sad water.
Samuel Ha ha, let’s make it happy.
Davide I bought this bath bomb, that’s why it smells and looks a bit fancy.
Samuel Here we go.
Samuel I never had a Valentine’s date where the first thing we did was taking a bath.
Davide It’s funny, but in the last months it happened three times already.
Davide Probably the cold winter is inspiring us, fancy gays, to level up the sex date.
Samuel Can I take this mandarin?
Davide There’s also some white wine next to you. Feel free. And a joint.
Samuel Even better than a four-star hotel.
Davide Four-star dating. That sounds like a new app.
Samuel Weird enough, I feel comfortable. I’m not staring at your dick all the time.
Davide I will take that as a compliment?
Samuel Yeah, the bathing foam suits you, sir, with these clouds of foam strategically placed.
Davide As I said, I’m experienced. So, what’s your name actually?
Samuel Samuel. And you?
Davide Nice to soap you Samuel, I’m Davide. You’re ok?
Samuel I’m in heaven.
Davide Well, let’s make you more comfortable. Your knees must be cold, sticking out of the water like that. Nice and soft.
Samuel Hmm. That’s quite sensitive actually. Didn’t know my knees would be into that kind of touching.
Davide Yeah, let me go a bit up your leg.
Samuel I’m a dirty boy. I need a full wash.
Davide Like this?
Davide Love to touch shaved balls. Damn you are hard.
Samuel And it’s all your fault. Yes, just like that. Go down slowly.
Davide I can barely get my fingers around it.
Samuel Wow, let’s take a break. I’m too close already. You know what you’re doing.
Davide Ok sure, relax. I’ll lean back and enjoy the view.
Samuel Now, let’s move that foam. Hmm. Somebody is happy.
Davide I am very much.
Samuel You mind if I touch it?
Davide Please do.
Samuel Damn your hairy chest just makes me wild. And your bush. It feels so rough.
Davide I’m glad you like it.
Oh. You naughty.
Samuel I was right you would enjoy my finger there. Can I go deeper?
Davide Do I look like I… Oh god!
Samuel Sorry, not sorry.
Davide Keep doing that. With two. Yes.
Samuel Ok let’s get out of here, I want to touch you full skin.
Samuel Hey, sleepy head.
Samuel You fell asleep.
Davide You exhausted me with all your licking and crazy fucking.
Samuel Yup, guilty.
Davide You didn’t sleep?
Samuel Just a bit. I was looking at you.
Davide You know what happens when you sleep with your mouth wide open at night?
Davide Spiders crawl into your mouth and you swallow them.
Samuel Where did you hear that?
Davide They say you eat approximately 8 spiders every year. Some people wake up and they then spit out a leg.
Samuel And you believe this nonsense?
Davide It’s true, really.
Samuel Do you actually believe any insect would dare to climb into the bed while you’re snoring like a drunk grizzly bear?
Davide Shady, Samuel, really shady. Nobody really knows what happens at night when you’re sleeping.
Samuel True that, but I do know that the only eight-legged spider in this bed listens to the name of Davide and likes to grab the blanket to cover himself. You are a spider-stealing-blanket-man. I honestly don’t know how you manage to do that without waking up.
Davide I would never do that!
Samuel You do. It’s a real struggle.
Davide Well, okay, I sometimes do that. But only when I’m really tired. And after sex.
Samuel Ok, so we just have to stop having sex. How do spiders have sex?
Davide I don’t know.
Samuel Well, I thought you were the authority on spider behaviour.
Davide I’m not, but I am the authority on human sex behaviour.
Samuel No, don’t touch me with your creepy legs. Stop it! Ha ha, come on! Hm. Ok. You can touch me there.
Davide Yeah, I knew you actually liked spiders.
Samuel What about I crawl up here?
Davide Yes, I’m a nipple man.
Samuel Spider likes.
Davide Pinch it.
Samuel Slowly! Start with the tongue.
Davide God yes. Keep circling around it.
Samuel Then suck. Your nipple is so hard. I can take it between my lips.
Davide Play with my other nipple with your finger.
Samuel Like this?
Samuel And then. Bite.
Davide Shit man. Suck my dick while you pinch them.
Samuel I love your ideas.
Samuel Fuck! What was that?
Davide Don’t worry, the neighbours…
Samuel Are you sure? You’re expecting someone?
Davide No, come, keep sucking me.
Samuel Again! It’s coming from your front door. He’s yelling.
Davide Oh shit. Get dressed. Don’t leave anything behind.
Samuel Where are my socks?
Davide I don’t know, man. Yes, I’m coming! Take your stuff and go to the balcony. Get dressed there.
Davide Go through the kitchen! Quickly! Fuck fuck fuck.
Davide Just a moment! Are you dressed yet?
Samuel No, got no socks.
Davide Yes I’m coming… one moment!
Take them later. Listen, you’re my mentor. We met at the university, you’re helping me with my thesis, ok?
Samuel Fuck man, you said you were single and living alone.
Davide I am single, now go!
Samuel What’s it about?
Samuel Your thesis, what’s it about?
Davide Who the fuck cares. Go to the balcony. I’ll take care of the situation. Here, take these papers, we were discussing this and you have to give your opinion.
Samuel I can’t read Portuguese.
Davide Just pretend, for God’s sake.
Looking for the keys!
Samuel Ok I’ll have a smoke and ask you something about the paper and university.
Davide Good. Stay there!
Samuel Barefoot? I must be a special mentor. Et tu es un menteur.
Samuel Nothing, go save yourself.
Davide Hey sorry, I was looking for my keys.
Oliviero Damn Davide, what took you so long? I’m standing here for 10 minutes. What’s wrong with you?
Davide Really working hard on some stuff for the university. Couldn’t hear you, I was in the bedroom.
Oliviero Whose bag is that?
Davide Oh, that’s my mentor’s who helps me with my thesis. We were working on that.
Oliviero And you guys couldn’t hear me banging on the door?
Davide We were really concentrated, I thought the neighbours were going crazy again.
Samuel Oh hi. Nice to meet you, I’m Samuel.
Davide Ah you’re back from the balcony.
Oliviero Hey. Oliviero.
Davide He’s my mentor, to help me…
Oliviero … with your thesis. Yes, you told me.
Samuel So I think you should work that last part out. It’s good but not strong enough yet.
Davide Yes that was my idea exactly.
Oliviero What’s your field, Samuel?
Samuel Euhm, entomology.
Oliviero Insects? What does that have to do with English Literature?
Davide Oh, we’re encouraged to take some extra courses outside of the curriculum.
Oliviero I’m going to take a piss.
Davide Found your sock?
Samuel I think it’s still in the bathroom.
Davide Fuck man, it’s my cousin, he wouldn’t be back for one week. Look under the towel. He doesn’t know I’m
Samuel Ok found it! Let me just
Oliviero So what are you guys doing?
Davide We were just leaving, I’m driving him back to university because we still have some classes.
Oliviero Ok, cool. You don’t have a car?
Samuel No, I only use public transport.
Oliviero I see. Quite the alternative type: public transport, walking barefoot, working at a student’s place.
Davide I’m ready. See you later, Oliviero.
Samuel It has been a pleasure to
Oliviero Yeah, yeah. Just go.
Oliviero I don’t like insects.